Tuesday, October 28, 2008

It's kinda upsetting. (Miss Emily Facebook)

I spent about 2 hours photoshopping a whole facebook page for Miss Emily, only to have my computer freeze, and loose the image. Always save your files first before you get invested! Let that be a lesson to me. Anyway, I'll just describe what I did, and hopefully I will get tons of grade credit for recognition of the amount of effort I put in.

For the profile picture I had a picture of lonelygirl15, and now it's not as subtle as I'm actually having to describe it, but I added some filters and grayscale, so it was a looked like a very aged photo. The status was "Emily refuses to leave the house" and it said updated 12 years ago. The status she was about to post was 'Emily is contemplating suicide.' She only had 2 photos, 0 videos, and 0 inbox messages. Under the information section, for hometown was Jefferson, MI. Her relationship status was 'Forever Married', and her info box said 'I Love my Homer! <3'. Her birthday was February 14, 1859. I took an approximate date from the story and like added 5 or 10 years, and made her birthday on Valentine's Day, because I thought it would fit in with the idea of her being forever stuck in the past. She only had 2 friends, one was homer, with a picture of a rugged looking young guy I found online, and Colonel Sartoris. The two ads on the side of the page were 'Meet cute gay guys' and 'Find guys online'. On her wall was a message from the Board of Aldermen saying 'We need to discuss your taxes, when would be a good time to meet?' And I was about to add another wall post from some neighborhood kids complaining about the smell, maybe add an event and say that Miss Emily is hosting a china painting session.

That is all for now.

No comments: